With Brush In Hand

Here's a general rant. I just bought a new toothbrush. Its by a company which seems to sell the most amount of toothbrushes here in India (no real statistic used, just a general observation) called Oral-B. Don't worry, I'll attach an image of it below. Now to my rant. Why are there so many things on my toothbrush?! I mean, its unbelievable! Just look at it! There are 5 sets of bristles on it, with each set having a different angle. All the sets are made of some sort of fiber that I'm not familiar with but... one set is made of rubber! At the back of the head of the toothbrush, its supposed to be a tongue cleaner with strange spiral groves, very psychedelic.

I gave into the whole "if it does so many things, then it might actually be good" or in other words the "more is better" deal. But come on, its doing way too much. I'm sure if I look hard enough it can even do my taxes for me or some genetic research. I'm also sure that, on a subconscious level, I bought it just because it looked pretty.